Five rules to remember in life:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable
to cry in a corvette than a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies, but remember the @&:--!'s
name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will
remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to
shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but neither does
milk.
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